At first I thought I just got a simple shot glass but little did I know it had a real living tentacle which got away during shipment. I wonder where that thing went every day.

CEFALO BOB

When my shirt arrived it was completely covered in the Kraken's ink! I tried to return it but its powers were much to strong to ignore. Maybe I shoudn't be talking about this...

TRENT ACKLE

Grabbed myself a flask and use it on my deep sea excursions while looking for the Kraken. Once I find it I hope to save some of its ink in this thing. In the meantime I fill it with rum.

JACK SPARNO